GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A